Inshirtable
Inshirtable 'Don't Grow Up It's A Trap' Shirt
Inshirtable 'Don't Grow Up It's A Trap' Shirt
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It’s a trap! And we’ve got the shirt to prove it.
Adulthood is overrated. Bills? Meetings? Responsibilities? No thanks. This shirt is your bold reminder to stay wild, stay playful, and never take life too seriously. With vibrant paint splashes and a punchy quote, it’s made for anyone who refuses to be boxed in by boring.
Life’s short. Stay loud. Stay you.
Why This Shirt?
✔ Bright, bold, and impossible to ignore
✔ Perfect for rule-breakers, free spirits, and everyday legends
✔ Heavyweight comfort for everything from playground vibes to casual Fridays
✔ 100% cotton, because boring fabric is also a trap
Details:
Material: 100% cotton
Fit: Unisex, classic cut. If you have a beerbelly, order one size up with coloured shirts! Black will always fit like a charm!
Weight: 170–180 g/m² (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
Collar: Seamless double-needle
Construction: Tubular (no side seams), taped neck and shoulders
Finish: Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Print: Ethically produced in the EU, printed on demand. No overproduction, no nonsense!
We are Inshirtable. And you? You’re about to wear the difference!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Don't store it, wear it. Everyday! |
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