Inshirtable
Incredible Fucktose Intolerant Shirt
Incredible Fucktose Intolerant Shirt
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Fucktose Intolerant
[noun] /ˈfʌk.toʊs ɪnˈtɒl.ər.ənt/
One who violently rejects fake sweetness . In life, in food, and in people.
For those who don't sugarcoat a damn thing.
This tee drops the truth like a mic. Whether you're over processed BS or just tired of the lactose lies, this shirt says what you’re thinking. Designed like a dictionary entry, but definitely not school-approved. Sweetness? Optional. Honesty? Mandatory.
Why This Shirt?
✔ Loud and clever. Because sarcasm is your second language
✔ Fits like a classic tee, hits like a truth bomb
✔ For the bold, the blunt, the beautifully intolerant
✔ 100% cotton comfort without the fluff
Details:
Material: 100% cotton
Fit: Unisex, classic cut
Weight: 170–180 g/m² (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
Collar: Seamless double-needle
Construction: Tubular (no side seams), taped neck and shoulders
Finish: Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Print: Ethically produced in the EU, printed on demand. Because overproduction is just as fake as fake sugar
We are Inshirtable. And you? You’re about to wear the difference!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Don't store it, just wear it! |
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