Inshirtable
Incredible DILF shirt
Incredible DILF shirt
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DILF
[noun] /ˈdɪlf/
Dad In Love with Food
A distinguished father figure known for his undeniable charm, effortless style, and an impeccable ability to grill the perfect steak. Often spotted in premium dad-wear, cracking legendary jokes, and pretending to know how to fix things around the house.
You don’t need a cape when you’ve got tongs, timing, and terrifyingly confident DIY energy. This shirt is the ultimate uniform for the man who turns sausages with style, fixes squeaky doors with flair, and drops dad jokes that echo through history. Whether you're a seasoned DILF or just embracing the vibe. This shirt brings the heat.
It’s not just a title. It’s a way of life.
Why This Shirt?
✔ Bold, cheeky, and dangerously accurate
✔ For the grill-master, the fixer-upper, the joke-dropper
✔ Designed to be worn while pretending to read instruction manuals
✔ 100% cotton comfort – because legends shouldn’t sweat while flipping steaks
Details:
Material: 100% cotton
Fit: Unisex, classic cut
Weight: 170–180 g/m² (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
Collar: Seamless double-needle
Construction: Tubular (no side seams), taped neck and shoulders
Finish: Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Print: Ethically produced in the EU, printed on demand. Because overproduced fast fashion? That ain’t DILF-approved
We are Inshirtable. And you? You’re about to wear the difference!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store |
Don'store this, just wear it! |
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