Inshirtable
Incredible Slowlution Shirt
Incredible Slowlution Shirt
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SLOWLUTION
/sloh-loo-shuhn/
noun – The unapologetic art of doing life at your own damn pace.
See also: refusing to rush, sipping instead of chugging, living instead of grinding.
They hustle. You evolve.
This t-shirt isn’t just clothing. It’s a slow-burning rebellion against burnout culture. A flag for those who choose presence over pressure, depth over deadlines. Built for people who understand that true progress doesn’t scream—it simmers.
Why This Shirt?
✔ Structured look with sharp edges and attitude
✔ Premium cotton for that breathable, no-BS comfort
✔ Built to last – no fast fashion trash
✔ Designed to carry your story, your vibe, your mood
Details:
Material: 100% cotton
Fit: Unisex, classic cut
Weight: 170–180 g/m²
Construction: Tubular fabric (no side seams), taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Ethically printed on demand by our EU producers, because overproduction is for amateurs!
This is Unshirtable. And you? You’re about to wear the difference.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Wear | Wear it like you are inshirtable! |
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