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Incredible Freddy is Scary, but... Shirt for Dads
Incredible Freddy is Scary, but... Shirt for Dads
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Sure, Freddy Is Scary…
But have you ever woken up at in the middle of the nigh with your kid just staring at you?
Forget nightmares. Parenthood is the real horror genre!
This shirt is for the sleep-deprived legends who’ve faced the true face of fear: a silent child, mid-night, no reason, just… staring.
Freddy’s got nothing on that. Whether you're a battle-hardened parent or just appreciate next-level dark humor, this shirt gets it. Because monsters don’t live under your bed, they live down the hall with sticky hands and a blank stare.
Why This Shirt?
✔ Sleep-deprived humor for those living the real thriller
✔ Creepy, clever, and way too real
✔ Comfortable enough for naps — when you’re allowed one
✔ Heavyweight cotton to survive all of life’s jump scares
Details:
Material: 100% cotton
Fit: Unisex, classic cut
Weight: 170–180 g/m² (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
Collar: Seamless double-needle
Construction: Tubular (no side seams), taped neck and shoulders
Finish: Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Print: Ethically produced in the EU, printed on demand. No nightmares of overstock here
Rather have this one for your mom? Our Inshirtable studio team, would love to create one for you! Contact Joshua at hello@inshirtable.eu
We are Inshirtable. And you? You’re about to wear the difference!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Don't store it, wear it! |
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